late week/Weekend update (in review, it should be called what star did this weekend)

so this weekend sort of came and went in a bit of a laze/haze. friday night after a seriously painful day in the office, star and i wrapped up executive affairs and hit the road for baltimore.

i was finally able to stomach food around 7 and got home at 11.

good thing one of us was capable of maintaining. i wonder if anyone even noticed.

HN came over to talk to me in soothing tones and remind me to drink water, which was very decent of him seeing as how i was feeling poorly from a night out at a gentlemen's club. he actually found this very funny, bless his heart. dude might be a keeper.

saturday star and i went awandering in the woods on some trails we heard about and found a perfect little place to settle in, for her to swim and me to read and loll about on a blanket absorbing the sun's healing rays.

there was much adventuring:

discovering of things that made noise in the bushes

ecstatic writhing around in things that apparently smelled fantastic

the rocky terrained hunt for the perfect stick, which happened to be on the top of the pile

repeated investigation of the thing i seemed to be so involved in playing with, aka the extreme closeup series, part X

later in the day HN and i hung out and read (and by read i mean i took a nap and drooled on his pillow, how embarrassing) and upon waking we decided to eat only i spilled stuff all over me. i asked if he had something i could change into because going home just seemed like too much work. i was thinking shorts and a t shirt when he whips out a few dresses. i was about to give him the 'ok baby, it's a little weird that you have dresses plural kicking around' speech when he said "oh dont worry, theyre from me" at which point i DID give him the 'baby it's a little weird that you have dresses plural kicking around' speech. he went on to explain that it was something to do with halloween, yak yak yak. riiiiiiiight. in then end, i decided he had horrible taste in dresses and needs help with his pickings next time, whatever his alleged reason for buying them is. the dress i chose was a lovely buttercream color with floral and fruital accents. when it was time for me to run home, we had a laugh about how *not* out of place i would look in that on our neighborhood.

here i am in the amazing sack dress. i should have pulled it to show how roomy it was for me. all i would have needed is a baby on one hip and a smoke in the other to be the total hampden queen.

has your grandmother mentioned any of her clothes have gone missing? the next time he goes to pick out a dress im helping, this is just hideous.

today is just soup and domestic chores. i'm trying to finish up unfinished stuff before my trip next week (next week! yay!) and thought i would get my sister's curtains done. not so. i did one, but i SUCK at sewing and it just was not working for me today. i thought it better to put it aside rather than ruin it all and/or toss the sewing machine out the window.

other than that, nothing doing. just dreading monday and counting days until we depart for guatemala. sigh...