Screw you Gwyneth Paltrow!

So I'm having my coffee this am and I see some thing about how Gwyneth Paltrow is going to have a life makeover website and one of the things she says is "clean your space" Looking around, I realize I have some dishes built up, so I start to do them and then cut ANOTHER chunk of my thumb off with the veggie peeler of doom. What a crap idea!