Weird self aggrandizing Dr Man, approaching me from the side with a big stupid grin and coming behind the table, where there are 2 chairs for me to choose from: "I don't want to be creepy and sit right behind you"
me: "then don't"
Where else was there to go with that?? IM IN A FUCKING CONVENTION CENTER. THERE ARE NO LESS THAN 1000 CHAIRS IN MY LINE OF SIGHT.
sigh. i need a beer and a nap. hair of the dog and all that shit.
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I love dead end one liners. You remain my hero.
You might be super bitchy but you are an efficient machine that never needs to be oiled as you'll happily oil yourself just to make sure it's done right the first time. Find me another machine like that. Go ahead. Find it. Exactly.
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