ugh.

So it's stupid Monday, which means I have to work. Not so bad in and of itself, except the torrential downpours that are taking place. Also not so bad in and of itself except that my car is still broken. so I had to walk to the bus stop. Run actually, because I forgot I was supposed to train my UK office. so I rigged up a plastic bag to cover my backpack to keep my computer dry and hit the road.

I forgot my lunch and my headset, which meant that when I got here I had to tell the UK office we couldn't use Skype to train today, we had to use the phone. Only they have no phone in the training room. So I ran here in the rain for nothing, because training them was the only reason to be onsite this early in the morning. and I forgot my lunch.

The West African Chicken stew came out fan-f*cking-tastic (I would post pictures, but it kind of looks like vomit- Tastes V delicious though), and I was looking forward to munching more of it for lunch, though probably actually before since I eat like a truck these days. So now I'm hungry, foodless, pissed off and working . A bunch of my least favorite things to be.

And what's the deal with single normal sized people and GIANT golf umbrellas?? If you don't weigh 600lbs, or are not escorting royalty, can you really not make do with the standard 2ft wide umbrella? Or if you insist on creating your own dry block by carrying around a king sized umbrella, could you at least be cognizant of the fact other people need to use the sidewalk, and since you are the one with the satellite orbiting your head, you need to make the room. I almost lost my fucking eye this morning because some oblivious tard was off in lala land, waving his stupid giant 10x bigger than any normal person needs umbrella around. That's the kind of shit that makes you want to kick a stranger in the shins.

/rant.

I'm off for more caffeine and an attitude adjustment. You hope.