Girl 1: you whore! I can't believe you slept with my boyfriend! I hate you!
Girl 2: I hate you too. I know you've been stealing my weed. I'm calling the police!
Me: oh please, please call them from right here!
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oh you get way more than i do. all the chicks here do is try to run each other over with cars, throw rocks and scream NO, YOU A HO! over and over.
dude, i'm surprised at you! you totally dropped the ball! i'm pretty sure you were supposed to be the one who called the police to settle matters once and for all...
1. hello? good samaritan anyone?
2. helping people work out their differences while remaining objective and logical is sooooo your thing. also, i know when i am in a disagreement about being a whore or stealing weed, there is nothing i crave more than an outside opinion...
3. who better to do it?
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