how come...?

if you say you're hearing voices in your head and being told what to do by them, you're schizophrenic and delusional but if you say "it's god i'm hearing" everyone's all "oh wow, how special, how lucky"?

'imaginary friends are imaginary friends people. let's be real.

and furthermore, how does half the world follow the teachings of a fucking zombie? i mean is jesus not technically a zombie?? sure, he may not have eaten brains that we know of but you get killed, you come back, you a zombie dude. i've watched the movies, i know this!