oh, silly workday. aren't you over yet ?

so the bosses have all jumped ship for the day and as i sit here contemplating my pile of grunt work i thought i too would take a little breaky.

have scanned all the celeb blogs to see who's wearing what, screwing who and flashing crotches and i'm still not ready to construct tables in word. (yes, this is what the powers that be have me doing today. i don't really mind i just don't want to do anything)

i tried snacking on some really old cornbread i found in the office, in the hopes that i would get ergotism and be able to hallucinate the day away, but all it did was taste funny. maybe that's a good sign and hallucinations are to follow. if they find me nonresponsive in a pigeon coop later, get my mom.

if i had roof access i would do this right now: mentos + diet coke = big fun. mentos and diet coke rule!