That's pretty much me right now. Also, this is also accurate:
One of our neighbors just informed us that some crazy people came and carted off a bunch of stuff we had on the front porch. HN is NOT HAVING this (even though most of it was in fact garbage) and so he's nonchalantly sitting on another neighbor's porch waiting for them to come back, and he has a giant beat your ass stick with him just in case. I'm "working" but also hidden right inside of our door so that when they show up I can take some pictures of them to help return them to the straight and narrow should they kick up a fuss.
This is going to be awesome.
1;17PM UPdate: HN has now switched porches. Not sure if he was feeling conspicuous or what but he's moved a house down. He's also now doing his dailies (pushups, situps, etc) It's all very prison yard "give me back my shit or else" We've also gotten word from another neighbor that it's an older junky couple. HN thinks this means he won't need the stick, I think it means they'll remember that much better.
2:20PM Ok the excitement has worn off. I am sure they will be back, but I'd be willing to bet in the meantime that they have either forgotten where we are, or sold the bike pump and gotten what they wanted and are now nodding off on some other lucky soul's porch. HN is ever vigilant though.
2 comments:
Such excitement! :) I think some kind of stink bomb, booby trap is in order :)
I would electrify it all if I could.
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