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Saturday, March 24, 2007
My new christmas wish list
Check this out. Wow, huh? Now your p*ssy really can have fangs, like every man secretly fears. Now I know they say this is for protection, but I can totally see abusing this just because one is twisted.
I love the part about these pussy teeth icreasing our vulnerability to violence. Yeah, yeah, before or after the perp has fish teeth in his dick? Gangbangs could be a problem... Do they have a pez dispenser type object that could just keep em coming? Oh dear... pun so not intended...
I'm not getting into the whole "Africa rape" thing... okay, maybe a little... Isn't it the AIDS capital of the world? Is this not the same place men with AIDS were told they could rid themselves of it by fucking a virgin and then there were little girls everywhere not only traumatized by rape but also dealing with the HIV? The good news is you only get it once? I personally think it's going to take more than pussy teeth to solve this riddle.
All that aside, I love the surprise aspect of the whole toothy story. :)
1 comment:
How do you sharpen them?
I love the part about these pussy teeth icreasing our vulnerability to violence. Yeah, yeah, before or after the perp has fish teeth in his dick? Gangbangs could be a problem... Do they have a pez dispenser type object that could just keep em coming? Oh dear... pun so not intended...
I'm not getting into the whole "Africa rape" thing... okay, maybe a little... Isn't it the AIDS capital of the world? Is this not the same place men with AIDS were told they could rid themselves of it by fucking a virgin and then there were little girls everywhere not only traumatized by rape but also dealing with the HIV? The good news is you only get it once? I personally think it's going to take more than pussy teeth to solve this riddle.
All that aside, I love the surprise aspect of the whole toothy story. :)
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